Groundhogged

When a guy bangs a girl so hard that every time she goes to sleep and wakes up she's at the start of the same day again.

"That guy from Rise Records was groundhogged me so hard that I was stuck in a loop for 3 years"

by BandTrash February 5, 2015

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

ground grabbers

Navy/marine corps term for running shoes/footwear

The sergeant major is getting us new ground grabbers

by jarhead September 2, 2015

ground-bait

When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.

"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."

by UrbanVocabLad May 4, 2016

Groundport

Think Airport. That's right, this one's on the ground. The uneducated call them train stations but well versed vibrocasters know the correct squeal for it.

I'll be at the groundport in 10 minutes, see you by the bangcarriages x

by OwlUnder August 14, 2016

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016

Groundicopter

An Apache helicopter who is afraid of heights.

Her: I'm a grill on the internet! Am I real?
Him: No you're a Apache Helicopter.
Her: But I'm afraid of heights!
Him: Then you're a Groundicopter!

by Superkiak, SuperKyak October 15, 2016