A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
Get the one-legged Greg mug.When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
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When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece
When you’re fed up with someone’s shit so you deliver an epic super man punch straight to the dome piece
Man 1:“Eli was talking mad shit last night and I just couldn’t stand it anymore…I had to Baby Greg him!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”
Man 2: “oh shit he got Baby Gregged!”
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