"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016
Get the Woody's Got Woodmug. The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.
by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022
Get the You got shaqedmug. It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.
I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.
by quake450 January 27, 2010
Get the I got shoes onmug. by Johnnysavage22 February 3, 2017
Get the this guys got wheelsmug. A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.
Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021
Get the Got sent to the Gulagmug. Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".
Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013
Get the I Got Robbed!mug. 