Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.

Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af

by Yeplol October 19, 2025

Glitterally

adj. when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally - adj., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must putt off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025

Glitterally

When a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Glitterally- adv., when a little girl believes in something, so her immediate public audience must also temporarily suspend opposing beliefs in lieu of that thing, i.e. unicorns

Jessica believes that she is gliterally scaling the highest peak in all of Narnia, so Mum must put off dinner for one hour.

by PortugalPants November 18, 2025

Fat Glitcher

Someone who edits their pictures in photoshop to make themselves thinner before showing people.

Jonny is a fat glitcher.

by ninjafox September 6, 2009

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

wisdom glitter

silver hairs/ when someone grows older and their hair is aging.

"Wow, Margret your wisdom glitter is showing nowadays!"

by Master Revan July 24, 2017

guzzle glitter

The residual glitter accumulated around your pubic area after getting sloppy head from a stripper.

It took me forever to wash off all of the guzzle glitter after Bobby's bachelor' party last night.

by Jbeezum October 22, 2017