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Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...
by fannahmontana October 9, 2014
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this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.
Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!
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Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please
Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce
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