fred knap

The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.

Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria

by The_Young_Drafter January 26, 2017

free swag

Free clothing or accessories given by retail stores or other businesses. They usually give these things out with current deals or at booths to make people want to use their business.

" Yo mom, I just got some free swag from the store because it was their grand opening.

by InvadrJim July 28, 2017

Freshness

Freshness the status of being set apart from the rules of society by means of fashion,your ability to be creative and productive mentally in a positive light, and going against the norm in order to set trends that are conclusive your culture everyday reality.

Thomas has elevated to the next level in life being on his Freshness.

by MBettamusic March 28, 2019

freewalking

Free walking is to be out and about without one's electronic device

When I was freewalking and a person asked me what time it was....I responded.... I don't know what time it is because I am free walking .... Without electronic devices....

by Poulcat September 22, 2019

freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speech” argument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.

Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

french seal

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.

We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.

by Organomics January 9, 2020

Freedom Factory

Formerly known as Desoto speedway, the Freedom Factory is a circle track located in Bradenton Florida. It's new owner, and Youtube star Cleetus McFarland (Garrett Mitchel), sponsored by Holley performance, Motion raceworks, Nitto Tire, and Texas speed and performance, plans to build the ultimate playground for his wide collection of obscure, but cool car collection to house content for his growing Youtube channel. Using the Freedom Factory's grounds for epic burnouts and other shenanigans. Cleetus plans to make the Freedom Factory his home track for many of his insanely cool events, such as Cleetus and cars, whilst still honoring the track's heritage.

"Wanna go down to the freedom factory to rip some epic burnouts?"

"look at all the bald eagles flyin' around the freedom factory!"

by just some canadian dude February 9, 2020