old people

people who need to shut the fuck up.

these people think they’re wise, when in reality they can’t comprehend the fact that he and him are considered pronouns. yes bob, you have pronouns. 💀<— this you, old fucker?
“old people deserve no rights
by misterkazumi April 06, 2021
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people food

Bitch, I got that people food
by anus_punter May 08, 2017
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People Knitter

a person who has the ability to always connect several people to each other even if those people do not realize their connections.
My friend Ellen can connect two or more people within a single conversation and at any time; she is such a people knitter!
by phhurricane October 31, 2011
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Jeans People

People who wear jeans when they are skiing or snowboarding
Dude I can't believe how many jeans people there were on the slopes today
by antijeanspeopleadvocateforlife December 30, 2010
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allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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2 people

More than one person, but still fewer than three people
There were 2 people at the gas station.
by あなたの本名 February 17, 2020
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garbage people

Two or more people that are often drunk, lacking sensitivity and a dark sense of humor. While often drunk and lacking self-awareness, other people enjoy their company and they often become the life of the party until they find themselves too drunk and a liability. You can often find garbage people trolling open bars, complaining about The Struggle, and desperately competing with each other for attention.

Notorious garbage people include the fictional characters Patsy Stone and Jenna Maroney. Real life garbage people include all individuals that have appeared on a VH1 reality show and anyone that has dated Wilmer Valderrama. In the early 2000s, these individuals would have owned some variation of a Blackberry.
Ugh, Karen and I were so drunk last night. We ruined Amy's birthday, but everyone loved it when we took out the champagne tour while performing an a cappella rendition of Bitch Better Have My Money. Literally, we were garbage people last night.
by Trashperson458 September 01, 2015
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