Filthy Francis

"The Classiest Way to Kill Yourself" The Filthy Francis is a cocktail served in a martini class. It's made up of an ounce of bleach, a shot of battery acid, A razorblade garnish, and crushed glass sprinkled on the edge. Shaken not Stirred.

Person 1- "Hey did you finish that giant packet Mrs. Smith assigned?"
Person 2- "Ya she's the worst, I wish she would just drink a filthy francis!"
Person 1- "That'd make all our lives easier."

by fissile_toasty June 13, 2016

cradle of filth

COF is the poor mans Carpathian Forest. COF aren't even Black Metal.

Carpathian is a great example of a great BM band!!

Concert guy: "sorry guys but the Mighty Mayhem isn't here to play, so instead we brought in COF"

black metal fans: "fuck COF they arent even black metal!" *shoots the concert guy*

black metal fans: "kill COF in the name of Mayhem and TRUE Black Metal!!!"

by 1349 Tyrant May 15, 2005

filter

a place where all of the shit collects

something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee.

The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

by idkfa February 7, 2006

Filthette

a female fan of Cradle of Filth
Just for future reference, you are NOT a Filthette if you DO NOT regualarly listen to Cradle of Filth. This term applies to actual fans only.

I listen to Cradle so much, guess Ima Filthette fo sho.

by Psycho_Juggalette February 18, 2008

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 9, 2010

filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

by BufuChuck February 3, 2010