Feelings

The things some people get. Others don't get them. Emotions; happy, sad, angry, pissed, love. Sometimes you have feelings for someone. Sometimes you have feelings about a situation. But sometimes you are like other people and don't have them. Emotionless; stupid, asshole, jerk, bitch, heifer, odd, weird, unique, lucky. They are lucky because they feel nothing.

"I have feelings for you."

"Well I don't have feelings for you." He said with no emotion.

by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018

shit feelings

describes emotional status of person who is not feeling good and who can't specify what exactly is wrong. It comes from "It smells like pretty big shit" > "pretty big problem".
Sometimes you can use this phrase when you have problem with your defecation, to stop it, and you would like to aware other person from social degradation.

Bob: I have shit feelings today.
Sash: Why? Because of school?
Bob: Maybe... but during all day I did nothing.

OR

Bob: Boss sent for me and I am afraid about my future.
Sash: But you don't know what is going on!
Bob: Shit feelings... maybe you see me last time...

OR

Bob: Oh no! Shit feelings!
Sash: Good Lord! No toilets around. I have to go! Sorry man.

by BB_King April 6, 2011

Bottom feeding

Sucking on another mans gooch

I was bottom feeding and caught his ass hair lice

by Feast April 10, 2015

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

feelings

something that is felt by emotional people. Feelings are for soft people.

person 1: damn nigga your breath stinks

person 2: why would you say that, you're hurting my feelings

by ********************* April 2, 2005

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

Feeding the Ducks

A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.

Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.

by Flaaron July 1, 2003