February 17

Give you bae a kiss day

Go with your bae and give them a kiss. February 17

by Tj2xx February 16, 2022

February 19

The day where you have to send a booty pic if asked

Guy:hey…can you send a booty pic?
Girl:why?
Guy:cause its February 19

by Tj326 February 19, 2022

February 21

February 21 is a traditional Bulgarian holiday called "Chukanica". In this day you fuck the hell out of your girlfriend. Basically this is a day for a lot of fucking, so enjoy your holiday.

Today it's February 21, so my girlfriend is getting spanked.

by ppavloovv February 20, 2022

February 28th

Koe Wetzel has a song called February 28th, 2016 in which he says “who is sober enough to take me to Taco Bell.” February 28th is now the national holiday in which you go to Taco Bell in Koe Wetzel’s name. It is also respectful to Koe to drink in the Taco Bell parking lot.

Ayyye we rolling to Taco Bell February 28th for Koe

by ColeA69 February 28, 2022

February 7

The day Jonathan Joestar sadly died.

Guy 1: "Yo, it's February 7."
Guy 2: "And...?"
Guy 1: "We gotta pay respects for Jonathan Joestar!"

by 1 Deleted Account November 24, 2022

February 19th

The birthday of the finest, sexiest, most amazing people in the world. ( W to the hoes born on feb. 19!!!)

Rando: Oh, look, its february 19th!

Rando #2: Omg, the day the finest, sexiest, most amazing people in the world were born!

Rando #3: Wow!

by ilovemyboyfriendsososoomuch December 6, 2022

Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020