Farnham Heath End School

The worst place on the face of the planet, a shit-hole of biblical proportions. Known globally for producing the best disappointments Great Britain has to offer.

Ralph: What school do you go to?

Sarah: Farnham heath End School

Ralph: Ew, get your fishy minge away from me

by Toby hallows March 13, 2023

Everywhere at the end of time

The eleventh and final recording by the Caretaker, an alias of English electronic musician Leyland Kirby, with artwork by Ivan Seal. Released between 2016 and 2019, its six studio albums, with a total of 50 songs spanning 6 hours and 30 minutes, use degrading loops of sampled ballroom music to portray the progression of Alzheimer's disease. Described by many listeners as "uncanny," "unsettling," and "saddening" by newer listeners, and with experienced listeners praising its ambience and genius, the work samples music ranging from the 1920s to the 1940s with an emphasis on English ballroom music, specifically various covers of "Heartaches" by Al Bowlly among others. Each studio album of the work represents a different one of the seven stages of Alzheimer's, each being offset by one. (e.g. Stage 1 of the work represents Stage 2 of Alzheimer's, Stage 3 represents Stage 4, Stage 6 represents Stage 7, etc.) The first stage is not represented in the work as it has no discernible symptoms in sufferers. There is a discernible difference between Stages 1-3 of the work and Stages 4-6, also known as the "Post Awareness Stages," which aim to portray the user's progression to a more vegetative state by layering multiple songs over one another, sometimes up to 17 layers, with some stretches of songs using very few samples and therefore making for an ambient, peaceful effect.

Everywhere at the end of time's ambience in Stages 4-6 helped me to concentrate while applying for scholarships, especially the end of J1 Stage 4 Post awareness confusions.
Everywhere at the end of time Stage 3 is the perfect soundtrack for the Deep Dark biome in Minecraft; it's so much more terrifying for the Warden to be chasing you while you have extremely distorted ballroom music playing in your ear at full volume!
I've tried telling you a thousand times: I don't want to hear Everywhere at the end of time because it's just too disturbing!

by Mo2 Cubing April 15, 2023

in the end

it starts with

one thing
I don't know why
it doesn't even matter
how hard you try
keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
to explain in due time
all I know
time is a valuable thing
watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

watch it count down to the end of the day
the clock ticks life away
it's so unreal

didn't look out below
watch the time go right out the window
trying to hold on didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside

and even though I tried
it all fell apart
what it meant to me
will eventually

be a memory of a time
of a time
I tried so hard and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
but In the end
it doesn't even matter
one thing I don't know why
it doesn't even matter how hard you try
keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
to remind myself how I tried so hard
in despite of the way you were mocking me
acting like I was part of your property
remembering all the times you
fought with me
in surprised it got so
things aren't the way they were before

you wouldn't even recognize me anymore
not that you knew me back then
but it all comes back to me
in the end
you kept everything inside and

even though I tried
it all fell apart

what it meant to me

will eventually be a memory of a time
I tried so hard and got so far
but in the end
it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
but in the end it doesn't even matter
I put my trust in you
pushed as far as I can go

for all this
there's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end

it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
but in the end it doesn't even matter

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee August 23, 2023

left me in the deep end

meaning another person left you in depression, in a bad place that you didn't wanna be in.

he switched up and left me in the deep end

by behebehehsksjabw December 10, 2016

Mommy from beginning of the end

Mommy is a character from the webcomic "beginning of the end". We don't know her name yet but we call her mommy because we want her boob milk

-"Do you like that hot milf mommy from beginning of the end?"
-"No i hate her."
*kills*

by Turtleonie July 16, 2021

You think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

people think you are happy but reality you ain't

I'll be honest you think my life Is Beautiful but it's Coming into an end in reality

by 459395 March 4, 2022

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

by Chuck86 July 27, 2023