earthquake causer

when someone is so fat if they fall they can cause a whole earthquake

Bro: Dawg. Why the hell are you so fat? You are an earthquake causer.
Dawg: HEY! What the hell. Im not fat! Im normal!

by ChickenLover581 May 22, 2023

earthistasty

fellow cinnamoroll eater

earthistasty ate cinnamoroll

by fabseboy May 29, 2023

earthspark soundwave

Soundwave with childbearing hips.
In other words... THICC

Earthspark soundwave has marriage problems

by Souls_ofthe_innocent_ina_bagel August 5, 2023

waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.

girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.

by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011

Zane/earthquake

The asshole and idiot on your team who insist on playing fuse but sucks so much add he has a std.

That kids is such a zane/earthquake.

by Thatrandomduce98 December 31, 2017

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Lower earth peasant

The highest form of a compliment

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant

by Skool skuks November 5, 2019