orgasmic dump

When you have to crap so bad and you have a stabbing pain in your gut, then you crap out everything in your colon. Afterwards you feel so good for hours like you had the best orgasm.

I ran home dubbled over about ready to crap my pants. I sat down on the toilet and took an orgasmic dump. I felt so good and relaxed for hours after my orgasmic dump.

by JustDave September 14, 2013

tumble dump

when you shit in a dryer, turn it on and walk away

the people at that party we crashed were dicks so i tumble dumped them and got the hell out.

by eeby1 June 24, 2011

granny dumping

the act of placing an elderly relative in a hospice or assisted living facility so that they're not your problem anymore.

"granny dumping her would make all of our lives easier. we'd only have to visit on weekends."

by brendan July 22, 2004

double dump

taking a shit over someone else's shit

You: Hey Billy, did you take a dump and forget to flush.
Billy: Yeah.
You: Well no worries. I took a double dump and it clogged your toilet.
Billy: Cool...thanks man.

by ctub January 30, 2011

dumped by text

to dump someone by text message

Fed got dumped by text! Brittany is hot and single again!

by You C November 10, 2006

spunk dump

place for unwanted semen (woman)

see also:
cunt, vagina, twat, minge etc

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Soccer dump

Kicking someone right in the butthole really hard causing any possible turds inside to get shoved back UPWARDS!

"You been soccer dumped!!!"

by Zerodin October 23, 2004