Drunk Mike

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it

man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's

by Pwn April 7, 2004

drunk dial central

wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people

This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.

by da duckster January 10, 2008

drunk drive by

The act of calling someone in the middle of the night after drinking heavily.

I got a drunk drive by from my sister at 3:00 a.m.

by Leeann March 24, 2005

drunk plunk

A type of drunk texting where the person or persons in question are so drunk that they fumble uncontrollably with the keys on their blackberry (hence the terrible spelling errors) as they plunk an angry text message to their ex-girlfriend, ex-husband, or other unrequited love.

A: Wow guess who just texted me.
(reading)
"Ur ssuch a btch i cant beleve u ccheeted on me u whorre"

K: Don't even worry about it, he was definitely drunk plunking.

A: Yeah, but the drunken lips speak the sober heart...

by best of luck w/ the hangover? December 24, 2010

drunk dating

When you drunkenly decide to be in a fake facebook relationship with a close friend.

person number 1: Kevin and Ashley are in a relationship? That's surprising for a lot of reasons.
person number 2: Oh no bro, it's cool, they're just drunk dating. Let's shotgun some natty.

by spash March 22, 2008

drunk hunting

The act of driving about in a car late on a saturday night at about 3AM searching for drunken stragglers to torment by dowsing with water while racing past in said car.
In order to soak you victim you need a large plastic bottle with a hole peirced in the lid. just add water and place under the arm of the person in the passenger seat. the passenger then squeezes his arm down while aiming the hole at the poor victim to unleash a mighty stream of drunk-drenching power! always remember: If that drunk insults you after you drenched him...turn around and drench that fucker again!

Julien: "S'up man, wanna head to the bar?"
Steven: "Fuck no! Lets go Drunk Hunting!"
Vinny: "I'll drive"

by Colbey October 1, 2006

drunk friend

a person or "friend" which you only see when drunk this could be someone who works in a club where you go late in the night or you both get drunk before you go out

him "did you see John last night"

her "yeah i only see him when im drunk, hes my drunk friend"

by Burge124 September 15, 2010