dolphin safe

A lesbian (or heterosexual male).

"I asked her out but she's dolphin safe. She only fishes for tuna."

by confusinomiton October 4, 2006

flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 4, 2004

flogging the dolphin.

expression used to discribe masterbationary terms in a more polite term. useage mostly in canada, and other polite countries. not often used in the united states.

"ahh, i love flogging the dolphin"

by ejes November 2, 2003

dolphin teeth

sharp pointy trailer trashy teeth that you get after eating some rocks and or other hard materials

Luke the puke has some nasty dolphin teeth after chewing on those grits
i told him not to but he didnt listen

by The King Doody June 11, 2006

Flossing the Dolphin

1)Masturbation

2)Jerking the chain

3)Wanking it

I can't believe that kid was flossing the dolphin in the third floor bathroom.

by NJA December 2, 2005

dolphin worshipping athiest parents

The hardest thing in the world to rebel against.

Daughter: Mom, Dad, I'm going to go whore myself for drugs.
Dolphin Worshipping Athiest Parents: Allright, you might want to try showing a little thigh, dear.
Daughter: You're so lame. Like, folk-rock on!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 12, 2010

Beluga douch

a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"

Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!

by Jacksonville Bob November 30, 2006