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raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
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double douche

1. (n) Used to describe something so foul or unclean that a single douche would not be sufficient to clean it; a general term of disparagement.

2. (n) Two consecutive douches.

3. (n) A female with whom you wouldn't have sexual intercourse unless she had been given two consecutive douches.
1. It wasn't until Alfonso stole my girlfriend that I realized he was a double douche.

2. Betty is nasty; she needs a double douche.

3. No I didn't have sex with Betty; she's a double douche.
by CJF June 4, 2005
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double doggin'

When you put two roller dogs on one bun and pay for one.
"Oh shit, I totally got busted double doggin' it at the Phillips 66!"
by Sleepdepped June 11, 2006
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Cleveland Double Espresso

The act of 2 gay men giving each other
hot coffeee enemas then having a nice enchanted tasters choice moment.
Freddy and Harold both enjoyed a nice steaming hot Cleveland Double Espresso in front of a warm fire playing a friendly game of chess.
by streetwhiz April 26, 2009
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double d

the skinny nerdy kid with a black sock over his head in 'Ed Edd and Eddy' the cartoon show on cartoon network
Eddy: double D, look, jawbreakers!
Edd aka double D: Eddy its too expensive we can never afford it!
Ed: butter toast
by G-G-G-G Faness October 10, 2005
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Double Take

When you do a once over on somebody, but something about them (male in a dress, purple hair, somebody looks like somebody you know in a crowd, etc.) caught your eye.

Often due to surprise at what you *thought* you saw, but you desire a second glance.
"Lose Control" by Missy Elliot. (It asked for an example. This is not my favorite song.)

"I’ve got a cute face
Chubby waist
Thick legs in shape
Rump shakin’ both ways
Make you do a double take"
by ~The Nameless One~ December 28, 2005
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Double Felch

The act of two gay men ejaculating in each
others assholes than performing 69 to suck the semen out like a vacuum.
After a long session of ass pounding to
ecstasy, Freddie and Harrold preformed the
famous 69 to double felch a hot tasty treat
of chocolate flavored mayonnaise from their
poop shoots.
by Street whiz April 6, 2009
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