doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

Doijing

The act of eschewing spending time with ones mates in order to spend time with ones girlfriend.

e.g "Mate, wanna go out for a few drinks this evening?"

"Sorry mate, i can't 'cause i'm doijing."

by Kamikaze90Watermelon March 30, 2009

Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.

It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?

by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012

doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

doins

A generic term used to identify an item that you cannot think of the actual name of at the time. Pronounced (doo-INZ).Used in place of 'thingy' and 'thingmabob' and 'thingmajig'. Often used with a term that helps to identify the object. Originated in the Maritimes of eastern Canada.

Pass me the square black doins that is sitting right there on the coffee table.

by Rob Milner October 6, 2008

Doinkle

Another word for the male genital. First appeared on in the General Any Topic form on the Star Wars Galaxies website. A poster named Ekykens pointed out that a user with the nickname
"Shpadoinkle" had the word in it and that it sounded like something else.

Ekykens takes Shpadoinkle's doinkle.

by Ekykens December 28, 2005