alex the dork

My classmate

Hey Alex the dork come over here

by Cjcudhwfjuvd April 21, 2018

Curie's doorknob

A sexual act in which a (preferably mildly to moderately radioactive) rod is inserted into the anus and rotated.

Yeah, me & my chick went out to Marie Curie's house a while back, and she let me turn her Curie's doorknob, if you know what I'm saying!

by Altoids? August 14, 2018

dork forest

A group of dorky, stupid, or senseless people.

Did you see those idiots throw their trash out the car window? They must come from the dork forest.

by danmcq July 6, 2008

Doorkeeper

An amazing, intelligent person.

An internet champion.

Hes good, but not as good as Doorkeeper

by Doorkeeper October 6, 2008

Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked

Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge

by Outlaw43 August 7, 2011

Flork-A-Dork

Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.

Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!

by cumblood February 23, 2011

Orch Dork

definitely not as cool as band geeks.

check out the number of "band geek" definitions versus "orch dorks." band wins. YAY BAND!

by titaness06 October 10, 2005