Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.

I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!

by Unfortunate Ghostdicky April 24, 2012

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

Dickens

anything bad. anything god. anything period.

You are the dickens!
I am the dickens.
That hurt like the dickens.
This pizza is the dickens.

by DJ555 July 9, 2011

Charles Dickens

An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)

guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.

by dopeboy10 February 11, 2009

Deep Dicked

Royally screwing someone over.

Jerry drove his brother Damien's car to visit his girlfriend. Not only did he curb jerrys's new wheels, but also left the gas tank on E, which really deep dicked him.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee44 December 29, 2014

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

horny

by tracy September 6, 2003

dickless wonder

a "man" who thinks that treatin' girlz like shit is the way of life!! (similar to an asshole) he is called a dickless wonder 'cause although he may have one, he doesnt act like it.

Mike is a dickless wonder, you deserve better.

by B*_*V_* April 18, 2008