deuces

A code-word for boobs, breasts and bewbs.

Wow, did you see her deuces? How does she stand up?

by Charle Jameson November 23, 2011

deuce

When someone says something that is incorrect a second person may call "deuce" and smakc them in the head!

Greg says: I drank like 100 beers last night!
Matt says:DEUCE!(smacks him in the head)

by Rara Nigga May 4, 2007

deuce

Slang for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence)

"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."

by Sleestack November 13, 2007

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Deuces Wild

Is when a guy yells Deuces Wild in front of two other guys, it means that he wants the other two guys to go into a bathroom stall with him and stick their dicks in his anus at the same time and ream him out. He can also signal it with both hands, ie: The guy also makes a shape of a circle/hole with the fingers on one hand and a peace sign on the other hand and rams them into the circle/hole repeatedly.

Hey guys! It's Deuces Wild time! No way dude, we ain't down with that shit!

by Chunkyblue June 27, 2022

slinging a deuce

The act of taking a dump. Comes from the phrase "number 2" hence the term deuce.

That guy is such a tard that he takes his laptop with him while he's slinging a deuce.

by CalStabn September 22, 2005

deuce deuce

22oz bottle of yuengling, lager's first name.

Friend 1: dude should we get a case of deuce deuces?
Friend 2: of course.

by Lager, Yuengling Lager March 26, 2009