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Whoopi Cushion Sex

A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!

Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.

Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!

Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.

Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 31, 2015
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Alabama Cussclaw

Inserting three fingers from one hand into a woman's pussy and the thumb from the same hand into the anus. When doing this your hand should form a claw, hence the name.
Cussout (creator of the alabama cussclaw):"Get ready, I'm pullin' the Alabama Cussclaw on this pus."
TerrariaExpert22:"Holy Shit!"
by Cussbus April 11, 2016
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crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out
Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard
by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016
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whoopie cushion

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF
by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018
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super custom bullshit

When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.
When building a new computer:

- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there
by TegridyFarms June 1, 2019
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dumpster cushion

Noun, a worthless piece of trash, that enjoys bringing home/sleeping on other worthless pieces of trash. Also known as a berry. Austin's very own Kim berry. Native to the region.
Frank was dating a dumpster cushion. She smelled like trash.
by Bwaaaahaha July 9, 2019
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EA Customer

Dumb asses who buy the same game every year.
Dang, my boi is an EA Customer, buys fifa every year.
by Genesect1024200 September 14, 2019
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