A person (not necessarily a maternal figure) with an uncomfortably extensive knowledge about holistic medicine and chakras. This person may or may not even believe in crystal healing or chakra alignment, but they know a TON about it. Holistic remedies include, but are not limited to, the following: Meditation practices, teas, herbs, tonics, essential oils, crystals, chakras, color healing, Feng Shui, Reiki healing, etc. They often share this knowledge randomly with friends and family.
Gerald: Jeez, Candace sure does know a lot of weird uses for essential oils and teas.
Mike: That's because Candace is such a Crystal Mom
Mike: That's because Candace is such a Crystal Mom
by Kelly_With_Art June 4, 2020
Get the Crystal Mom mug.A Crypto-Sinophobic is person that is lowkey or openly racist towards Chinese, but are using the Chinese government as an excuse to shit on Chinese people. They use racial slurs towards China, not knowing that offends Chinese people, Hong Kongers and other Asian ethnics. The amount of Crypto-Sinophobics has increased since the Hong Kong riot. They pretend to care about Hong Kong but they treat Western-Asians like trash in their country.
Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives
Note: The term can be applied to both Liberals and Conservatives
Crypto-Sinophobic: "We don't hate Chinese people, we only hate the GoVeRmEnT"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Hong Kong should be freed from these ching chong"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Umm my grandparents is from China and we're still ethnically Chinese!"
Crypto-Sinophobic: "Fuck China and their small dick chink leader Pooh"
Proud Hong Kongers: "Shut the fuck up bitch! You have no right to use that word!"
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A person with a weak grasp on cryptocurrency/blockchain applications, yet has formed very strong opinions on the "best" ones. Often observed parading their involvement in crypto and arguing with other crypto bros.
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Get the Crygiene mug.A bully who harasses their victim, then goes crying fake tears to a person or group of authority or publicity claiming that their victim harassed them, in order to encourage them to wrongly persecute the victim as well.
Des was a notorious crybully, one time he kicked at people building sandcastles in the playground before running off, and by the time we helped clean up those that were hurt, he'd dragged back a teacher and claimed that we'd all ganged up on him!
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by leTed August 24, 2008
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Friend : "I cried so hard when i started walking away from him so hard i got a Crygraine from it"
Friend : "How was the magazine you just got"?
Me : "It was so incredible i cried so hard i got a Crygraine from it!"
Friend : "I cried so hard when i started walking away from him so hard i got a Crygraine from it"
Friend : "How was the magazine you just got"?
Me : "It was so incredible i cried so hard i got a Crygraine from it!"
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