n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
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Yo, that shits running...counter-burn it bitch!
We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.
Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.
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Around the turn, just Counter-Burn.
We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.
Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.
Hey watch that shit, it's running counter-burn it.
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Get the Count Snackula mug.A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
Peter: Dibs on the TV!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
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Noun
The concept of combining multiple independent musical voices to create a single harmonious composition. Counterpoint is often dislikes because of it's strict structure and rules, such as no parallel fifths (Which is not independent), and no tritones (Which is not harmonious).
Noun
The concept of combining multiple independent musical voices to create a single harmonious composition. Counterpoint is often dislikes because of it's strict structure and rules, such as no parallel fifths (Which is not independent), and no tritones (Which is not harmonious).
"German composer Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) - a master of counterpoint and harmony - is viewed as one of the greatest composers of all time."
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