Computer

Computers are made so you can watch porn free and doesn't need a girl. (Porn)

Computer Is defined like Machine Made For Work On And Watch Porn At The Same Time

by ILOVEPORN1 May 12, 2020

OK COMPUTER

A good album

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*

by Styx223 April 20, 2024

Computer

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

Computer whore

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one

Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore

by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

Computed

When something is the best.

When something makes a lot of sense.

This is from the classic Sci-Fi film THE RISE OF THE ROBOTS, whenever the robots talked or ended a sentence they said "computed". Nerds that love this film would use the phrase at comic cons and other nerd/geek events and it is now common.

Man that film you made sure is computed.

That dude over there computed the rock history test.

by Robot Dude April 14, 2018

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024