Colombian Condor

a sexual position. The female stands on her head and balances herself with her arms while the male stands and gives her cunnilingus and flaps her legs all around and violently. When the female cums, the males is to use the cum as a lube then fuck her in the same position, flapping his arms like a Condor.

Last night, I went from the Colombian Skyhawk to the Colombian Condor in one move. The bitch was down on her head and I was flapping her legs like I was in an updraft over the Andes, then when she came I jammed that shit in her and soared with the eagles!

by UglyStick June 2, 2009

Colombian

Colombians are a group of well mannered usually middle class to rich latin people. They like to drive sickass cars and wear sickass clothes. Unlike mexicans, colombians (guys) are tall, dark, black/brown eyes with black hair. The steorotype that colombians sell cocaince and weed is not true at all. It may have been true a decade ago but recently colombia has legalized its industy.

*sickass ferrari drives by*

ME- damn, that must have been a colombian.

by someguy7567 September 9, 2006

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

colonblow

A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.

"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"

by Benny February 4, 2004

hot colorado

A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and then taking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.

Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.

Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!

by jigggs February 26, 2008