Creampie cleaner

A man who licks clean cum following a vaginal or anal Creampie.

I answered her personal ad for a Creampie cleaner, and couldn’t wait to lick that cummy pussy clean.

by Scalphunter63 October 14, 2017

Cleveland

Also known as C-town, but don't call it the "mistake on the lake" (they don't like that there). Royally screwed over by LeBrana. On that note, all the sports teams are known for losing. Bipolar weather; you get all four seasons in a day if you wait long enough. Economically slumping, but there's some pretty cool stuff there sometimes.

Hey, we're not Detroit.

Used as an adjective - could refer to anything bipolar.

Used as a verb - to get screwed.

Adj: This prof is so Cleveland today.

Verb: We just got totally Clevelanded.

by TheRevolutionary May 3, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006

cleveland steamer

An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.

Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.

by Danny May 14, 2004

vaccum cleaner

A fun trick to play on an female during intercourse. The male gets the female to go on her hands and knees and then he comes up behind her and right when she leasts expects it, he grabs her arms and pushes her around the room on her face.

God damn, last night the bitch wouldn't cook me dinner, so when we were about to fuck, i gave her the ol' vaccum cleaner!

by NICK ELLE September 16, 2008

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.

After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005

cleavage

what gets girls anything they want at all from any guy except fags

can be used for good or for evil

tony wouldn't let me borrow $20 at first but after i showed him some cleavage he changed his mind

by GD October 14, 2004