Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.

by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

Mason chance

Thinks his fox body is the best fucking small tire car there is keeps talking about his non existing plans for his s10 and plays door slammers 2 all fucking day

Mason chance is a terrible racer

by Foxbody mustang December 13, 2018

Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open

dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays

by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019

3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020