short hair don't care

A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.

Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.

short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018

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career student

What a lot of young people are in Europe becuase the government pays all their education expenses so what they do is drink and fuck and do drugs all the time while taking the bare minimum in BS classes to keep receiving government funding, which includes cost of living (booze/drug money).

They purposly never graduate so they can continue living the life style they are living for free.

Lukas began his 12th year at University having accomplished nothing except 11 years of being intoxicated most of the time while the government picked up the tab.

career student by FooberFoober August 16, 2005

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Carby

The union, or belief in a (re)union between the characters John CARter and abBY Lockhart on ER.

"I love Carby"
"I miss Carby"
"Carby is the love that will return - move over Doug and Carol"

Carby by Ash April 13, 2005

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Carebear

A Carebear was originaly a PK guild in UO. For a history search the MUD-Dev archives of Usenet for the term.

Over time it has been twisted to be an insult. It usually refers to any online gamer who refuses to take part in PvP or wants to see all pvp removed from online games.

It can also be used to refer to people who want to see a censoring of all possible 'objectionable' material from an online experience.

That carebear is trying to get them to remove all the smoking referecnes in the game!

Carebear by Merusk November 27, 2004

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Turd a care

To feign interest; pretend to care even if it is known that you do not care.

You could at least turd a care that today's my last day.

Turd a care by konsume April 18, 2008

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Cakey

Cake is a noun. Caked is an verb. Most people simply dont realize that for a substance to be caked onto anything it must first be cakey. Thus the use of cake as a noun, a verb, and an adjective.

He was baked like the cakiest cake. Cake

That mud sure was cakey.

Cakey by FrozenNinja January 31, 2014

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Care Cup

The act of not careing at all.

Michael S. - BRO, I've finally shaved my pubes!

Chany S. - Bro my \_/(care cup) is empty

Care Cup by chan channx4 October 30, 2011

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