Canadian Terrorist

A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.

Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.

Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.

Canadian Terrorist by FultyFresh April 4, 2010

canadian cow lick 

when a good night on the town turns into frustration when you could not get fast company, so you stumble into the field and aquire oral off a cow

hey i heard johnny didnt make it with a lass last night so he settled for a canadian cow lick

canadian cow lick by jimmydeee April 3, 2011

Canadian Sport Coat 

An acid washed jean jacket, preferably vintage from 1978. Worn mostly by suspicious young males unaware of suspicious appearance.

Just picked up a sick canadian sport coat at the goodwill today.

Canadian Sport Coat by Aws1187 July 6, 2011

Canadian hot wings 

In the act of pumping at least a gallon of horse seamen into a human asshole

I Christian Ellis, gave a bitch such Canadian hot wings that she couldn't even walk the next morning

Canadian hot wings by Nuttsack 69, Christian Ellis November 5, 2011

Canadian Torpedo

The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.

After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.

Canadian Torpedo by dirtymaker November 7, 2012

canadian whoopie cushion

when you blow air into somebody's asshole and than punch them in the stomach

Caleb had the loudest canadian whoopie cushion I have ever heard after foreplay with Diablo.

canadian whoopie cushion by 09AB68W January 3, 2014

Canadian Pipeline 

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.

Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!

Canadian Pipeline by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016