3 definitions by Tard Wrangler69

Canadian Pipeline

An advanced sexual technique in which the female lays on her back with her legs folded over her head. The male then lays on the female's legs and inserts his penis into her snatch. The male then uses his arms on her legs to move up and down. The male does not pull out and directly transfers his fluids into her pussy.

Melisa: Jordan gave me a Canadian Pipeline last night, it was so kinky!!!
Jim: What the hell! I thought you and I had something special you fucking whore!!!!

by Tard Wrangler69 December 12, 2016

Dirty Nemo

A fishing lure, preferably a fake worm, inside a lubricated condom.

Mary: Josie, I just used a Dirty Nemo on myself last night!
Josie: Hook me up girl, I wanna try.

by Tard Wrangler69 November 8, 2016

Tom

A more than average autistic child, they have a tendency to stick a finger up their asses and then stick the poop covered probe in their mouth. They always are fat, dumb and have a short fat penis. Toms also have 3 butt holes so that their Dad, Grandpa and older brother can fuck them all at the same time.

Hey! Tard Guard! There's a Tom on the loose!!!

by Tard Wrangler69 January 6, 2017