Caleb

A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...

Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO

by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019

caledonia

a cow town in michigan that i'm graduating from in a week

Caledonia is a hick boring ass town.

by ruby May 13, 2003

Calev

The hebrew saying of dog. Also the translation of the name Caleb to hebrew

I heard that girl over there fucked a calev

by Flisa Boner Control September 30, 2011

Caleb

A term used in at least 2 T.V. series now that describes a person going home early or chickening out when the real party is getting started.

DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!

by CreepyCole May 24, 2011

caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean

Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night

by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013

Caley

She is very bossy and likes to get her own way. She might think she’s popular but in reality she only has a few close friends but they are very loyal. Isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but likes to think she is.

I’d love to go to the concert but Caley is making me go to Starbucks with her

by MichaelMili00 March 17, 2019

Caleian slip

An analogue to the Freudian slip that involves a physical action. This action must be indicative of a subconscious preoccupation or habit.

Fabio and Felipe were hanging out. Fabio was eating an apple when all of a sudden the core slipped from his hand and fell to the floor. Felipe thus inferred a subconscious propensity of Fabio to litter on his own floor, creating a literal Caleian slip.
Named after the first man to observe and recognize one such "slip".

by spinningtabletop November 16, 2010