To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017
Get the Cabbaged mug.(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
by Kabage November 29, 2010
Get the Cabbage mug.A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020
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Get the Like a Cabbage mug.A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way
by God but from ebay February 26, 2022
Get the Cabbage goose mug.The muff is the vagina and the cabbage is the gunk that a nasty hoe gets rotting inside her vagina. Such as old semen, STI's, infections of sorts, inside the vagina.
Bitch, dont talk about my family!!! You got muff cabbage you nasty cracker, and your grandma is muff cabbage!!!
by CrackerHoe October 17, 2010
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