Smurf Crease

Smurf Crease, basically a euphamism for vagina. As smurfs have camel toes, all ironically except smurfette.

Leisha Hailey can lick my smurf crease

by Panty Hamster March 26, 2008

The Kentucky Creamer

While performing a sexual act, a man fills the gap between a woman's breast with whipped cream. Then he claps her breasts together, thus launching an explosion of whipped cream into the mans face.

We were having sex in the kitchen, and I saw the Cool Whip on the counter so I gave myself the Kentucky Creamer.

by S.P.G December 8, 2011

crater face

(cray-ter fayse);one whose head may be deeply impacted by one of a somewhat larger force (acne, meteor)

wow, if i was as ugly as you crater face i think i would just cut my *@#$ off.

by sgt. synonyms April 27, 2006

Creationism

The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.

People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.

Ken Ham believes in Creationism and the story of Noah's Ark.

by Super Thicc June 14, 2017

Chocolate Creamer

A chocolate creamer is a sexual act involving a man and a woman or two men. While the one man is inserting his penis into the rectum of either the other man or the woman, the one who is accepting the cock deficates on it. The penis is held into the rectum like a plug, and then the man ejaculates. If he is lucky, the semen will go into the fecal matter, similar to the way in which a jelly donut holds its jelly. The one who now has this mixture of fecal matter and semen releases it upon the man's chest in the fassion of a cleveland steamer. Some may eat this, while others may enjoy it on their chest.

Wow, they guy rudy busted so hard in my ass that it went straight into my shit! I plopped it on his chest and he bit it and all of his cum oozed out!

by Jb Stim July 21, 2004

inguinal crease

The crease between the torso and the thigh. Creates a 'V' shape in the direction of the groin.
Incredibly sexy, makes girls dumb/thick/stupid
(Basicly i'd encourage all guys to get some)

Girl1: Why are you with that knob
Girl2: He has those sexy thingys (inguinal crease)
Girl1: Ohh I get it

by Emilouh April 11, 2012

non dairy creamer

a chick gives you a hand job

she was on the the rag so i got a non dairy creamer

by daymn March 5, 2004