glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

glowing computer chip by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness

Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.

I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.

Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness by ACCMONKEY December 10, 2025

Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness

The ACC, a “company” (lemonade stand with Mark and Gertrude) that makes “AI” (Mark and Gertrude) and “games” (ripoff Pokémon and ripoff pong)

The ACC/Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness/Algonsciousness is genuinely the worst “company” ever, why did you make this

Algorithmic Computer-Generated Consciousness by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile

For one to eat a large quantity of walnuts.

He coffee computer ballistic missiled on thursday!

Coffee Computer Ballistic Missile by pizzaman120124 March 14, 2026

Relativistic Computer

A computer designed to operate in relativistic environments (high speeds, strong gravity) or one that uses relativistic principles for computation. In practice, any computer aboard a near‑light‑speed ship is a relativistic computer in the sense that its internal clocks must be managed carefully to avoid errors. In speculative fiction, relativistic computers might exploit time dilation as a resource: for example, running a computation in a frame where time passes slower relative to the problem, effectively giving it longer to solve. The term is largely future‑oriented.

Example: “The relativistic computer on the probe used a tiny black hole’s gravity well to warp time locally, solving equations that would have taken centuries on Earth – minutes inside the well.”

Relativistic Computer by Abzugal April 30, 2026

monkey playing a computer 

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

monkey playing a computer by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Sitting on the computer for an hour 

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

Sitting on the computer for an hour by Dramat1c November 2, 2020