Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.

Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."

by jkskk September 3, 2009

C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.

Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!

by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010

Kids down the block

Cute, nice, and kinda cool. JUST KIDDING. haha well for starters there creepers and they smell horrible.

Hey kids down the block, take a shower!

by Loser... November 22, 2011

Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.

by Aneiz December 28, 2005

shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

make a block

What you do when you visit the block in your city. You make your order and they will tell you to "make a block". Basically, this means you drive around the block and when you come back, your order will be ready.

Killa: "Ey! Gimme four of 'dem boys!"
Citizen of the Block: "Aight, make a block"

by Killa and J April 30, 2006

jenny from the block

A term referring to someone who fronts like he/she is down with the hood but has in reality led a privileged upper- or upper-middle class existence for most of his/her life. Comes from the ridiculous song of the same name by J-Lo, who is a known prima donna and knows next to nothing about life in the ghetto.

Dave (after making shot and getting fouled): "And one."
Kevin: "What?!? Like hell I fouled you on that!"
Dave: "Who cares, man? I schooled your ass anyway. Count it."
Kevin: "Whoa. You better check yo self, dogg. You can't be calling that shit in street ball games. Somebody would bust a cap in your ass. You're lucky I didn't pack heat today."
Dave: "Ha, like you know anything about street ball."
Kevin: "I've been around, man. I used to play in a game where like half of the people were black."
Dave: "Wow. Did you really just say that?"
Bill: "Yeah, I bet you got into some really rough games growing up in that $5 million mansion in Atherton."
Kevin: "Whatever. I also played ball with our landscapers all the time as a kid and they were straight from the barrio, muchachos."
Dave: "Dude..."
Bill: "Give it a rest, Kevin. Nobody buys your bullshit. We all know you're a total jenny from the block."

by Nicholas D January 18, 2012