blinghoe

An erotoaddict female who cannot keep her legs closed. She also wears copious amounts of jewelry and listens to nothing but raunchy music. Blinghoes constantly bicker amongst themselves because they're constantly cheating and being cheated on by each other. Blinghoes have no integrity. They are dishonest, disloyal, and they're extremely annoying. They always have 18 pounds of makeup on, and are incredibly shallow and plastic. Blinghoes love to brag about their incredible sexual skills, when in reality all they do is lay there like a beached tuna with their legs spread open.

That girl is such a blinghoe!

by RoadkillAvenger December 2, 2024

Bloinking

The action of putting one magnetic rod in your anus and another in your urethra until they connect.

Me and my buddies were bloinking the other day cause we had extra magnets.

by wasupyoy December 7, 2024

blingo

nigger cumsock

man my blingo is all stiff and crunchy

by blompdzfnzgfn December 11, 2024

Bling Wrap

When you first open a new roll of sandwich wrap(Cling wrap, in Australia)and it works perfectly. Completely opposite to a trashy old end of roll wrap.

Just cracked a new Bling Wrap, it was soooo satisfying to perfectly wrap my sandwich with precision.

by The Bin Bird January 15, 2025

Blong

too hung up of a bitch

that blong is too blonged over her ex .

by niggamasterxxx April 8, 2025

blingletangle

someone that get their nuts in a twist over something that doesn't matter

"damn Keith is a real blingletangle."

by smendawg April 17, 2025

bling blong

the feeling of being so consumed with whimsy that you spontaneously develop an unnatural bouncy aura around yourself.

"I hear he jumped off the bridge on purpose"
"no, I'm afraid it was a tragic unintentional death caused by a sudden onset of bling blong"
"may god rest his soul"

by Creature12 February 9, 2026