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Blarf

When you vomit and ejaculate at the same time.
Danny got so excited when Brook gave him a Steamboat Willie that he blarfed all over the kitchen floor.
by Austronomy February 23, 2024
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Blart

A man who farts out their dick (a male queef)
Person 1: I blarted by accident!
Person 2: Thats nasty yo
by Blarter The Second February 28, 2024
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blartious

Used to relate something someone is saying to a big wet stinky fart

Related words: Waffling, Bs, Dumb
Person 1 isn’t making any sense and sounds really dumb

Person 2: that’s blartious 💀
by idesparatelyneedhelp April 2, 2024
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Blargenfeeble

The frustration of not being able to describe a feeling with words.
Ugh, I can't explain it. Just do it yourself to spare me the blargenfeeble
by Jalapeño popper April 10, 2024
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blarn

The food was blarn and unadventurous.
by mdredze79 April 30, 2024
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Blarp

Well it's the act of blowing Bart, if one were to catch the few steam off their face it would be called a Blarple. Don't confuse with Blarping which is a long distance Blarp which often requires some hydration stops and refuel or other wise makes for a non smooth ride , Very few people have Blarped not even the rich,, ita sedative powers almost addictive as crack cocaine, and not only that very sensitive to professional blazers ,and makes the conductor more likely tobket only skilled moms like yours handle Blarp one wrong drip of tue steam could put a ose cat or dog or elderly in comma
Sam: Yo you know why amazing brains is called a Blarp bro? Dean: No ..
Sam : beacause when a girl gives this level of head ..well do you remember anything specificaally about the studies of our classes

Dean : no just generally,... Sam but remember when Bart would write those English journals , about the kat he had it was a dream journal he kept that shit going, he asked the menonite math teacher if they had math in his days , fucking would flirt with the science teacher and I gwr to blushvtywn immediately pissed as a motherfucker send him to principal, it be last class of day, bell ring it took her a min to figure out what was going on was already outside door right at bell principles office,.. shit bro her head was that good yeah i cant explain it you will only remember her Blarp nothing Else.. Dean:Wait what about people who didn't have that,they were only remember elange of head brain just Blarp...
by StagKing236 May 6, 2024
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Blargle

When someone vomits into another persons drink.
-Hey Jonny you just Blargled into my drink!
-Sorry daddy.
by Soggy.Bread.com May 13, 2024
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