by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.
by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024

Friend1: "yoo keep cool there's a pig in a blanket"
Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"
Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"
Friend 2: "oh word? An undercover cop?"
Friend 1: "yeah man just lay low"
by PearlStorm2212 September 20, 2025

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.
by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.
Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.
by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019
