Sweat Bat

A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.

Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!

Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.

June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 31, 2010
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Blind Bat

While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
by Young Jazo December 05, 2019
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rubber bat

Another word for dildo, or a fake penis. A softer more flexible penis that is usually a color of purple.
My wife only likes the rubber bat more then my meat stick
by helicopterfood November 26, 2011
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Bat Scab

A scab or wound occurring on the male genitals which is caused by the extensive abuse one may inflict on their meat. If a bat scab occurs on a chronic meat tickler, it can develop into a bat scar.
"Last night I beat my meat so hard I got a bat scab."
by The Great Great Wise One June 04, 2018
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bat carcass

like a large runny piece of excrement that won't vacate the anal area
but fun none the less always willing to hang around. cute awesome funny
ur mum is like a bat carcass
my bum is like a hot rock botto....basically my arse is on fire...i've got a bat carcass
by bumnerial disease October 21, 2009
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Welcome Bat

n. A club or baseball bat kept behind the door of a dwelling, in case of intruders.
The guy at the door looks shady. Better be ready with the welcome bat.
by Cranky Neighbor July 21, 2010
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Bat man

A hot sexy guy with nice arms great smile. He's always up for an adventure loving and kind but dreams out some times then you get the confident bad boy that makes you sick but also very attractive. You don't know what's going on in his life very private but you have to trust him anyway.
He's Bat man
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd July 12, 2020
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