Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy
If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
(Noun) A close friend that you are hanging out with who leaves you for another friend group and lies about it.
by Doctor Court Murph October 28, 2018
Basic Basses is defined as a person who plays bass in a band. They are known by the bands name or recognized at a show, but do not the the notoriety that a lead singer of drummer may have.
Basic Basses as defined above: " I love that band ______, Eddie the singer is so hot, and the basses is ok too. But I can never remember his name, he's just a basic basses.
by Duchess13 April 10, 2021
by AngelFalls July 21, 2019
by sooobasicallyy September 29, 2022
Person 1: What did you say happen last night?
Person 2: So basically, at 2 am we decided to hook up with someone who turned out to be...
Person 2: So basically, at 2 am we decided to hook up with someone who turned out to be...
by ThatAsianMusician July 28, 2021
I am your local basic bitch
by Trippyjeszzz September 06, 2017