cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.
Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.
by chiante August 05, 2009
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grocery bagged

when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.
"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"
by chipper109 January 08, 2010
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hot-bagging

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.
"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"
by Hot Baggin' April 07, 2006
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Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.
1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"
by Pri Money May 05, 2005
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bag of fuck

noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason
you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!
by slutty skunk monkey-boy November 25, 2006
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Grocery Bag

Can most often be found in a nonsense filled song and is usually used by a relatively unknown person who esteems to be a rapper but lacks the necessary talent, word knowlege, ACTUAL knowlege and rhyming ability to construct a rap verse that actually makes sense.

As is the case with Gudda Gudda in the song Bedrock.
i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag
by lilgunner January 14, 2010
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Bag of soup

An overweight person. Usually used to describe a female. Imagine the shape of a plastic bag full of soup. Used as an insult
Jessica Simpson used to have a really nice figure. But she has let herself go and now she looks like a bag of soup.
by Don1987 February 11, 2010
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