Water Badger

A water mammal residing from the peat bogs of North Dartmoor, Devon. This animal is a cross between a land badger and a beaver. It is usually of dark brown in colour with white striped markings on its back and has webbed feet for swimming. Water Badgers usually feed on newts and plankton in the water, but also enjoy the sweet flowers of Wild Heather. Common locations include Raybarrow Pool and Whitemoor Marsh. These animals are incredibly shy and are thought to be the only type of badger living in water. For more information contact the Water Badger Preservation Society: [e-mail]

There's a Water Badger wiming in that Marsh.
What a girt big Water Badger!
Save the Water Badgers!

by Amir T July 13, 2007

honey badger

1. To continue in one's activities with complete disregard to one's surroundings or the surrounding individuals— especially if an aggressive action done casually.

2. The act of don't caring

He totally honey badgered the crap out of the guy when he cut him off on hiway 9.

I'm gonna honey badger that last fruit roll up and don't care who wants it.

by Crapshispants August 25, 2013

badgers head

an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area

I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

take a baerga

(verb) to excrete a large amount of fecal matter; usually involves a 20-30 minute session on the toilet.

Stan: "Man, I gotta take a baerga!"
Carl: "Better bring a book."

by SmokinCaterpilla January 20, 2011

vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 6, 2005

jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

by willz69 October 26, 2007