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bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.
Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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Barterphobia

Having and irrational fear of your engineering teacher.
I have Barterphobia, caused by all those orthographic drawings
by Dadinky June 2, 2025
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Barterfinger

A small candy bar made from heaven, but it’s alive, so eating will make you feel bad but good at the same time.
Wanna barterfinger kid?”
Yes papa.”
by megadoodoo June 14, 2025
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Banter Barrier

When you make a comment thinking it will be a joke but instead it crosses several lines and starts an argument ending in 1000 messages on discord depending on what side of the joke you are on.
"your fat", "your built like a hp pencil", "your so fat you wake up on both sides of the bed", "when god said let their be light he had to ask you to move out the way first", "that joke wasnt cool you crossed the banter barrier"
by Makka Pakz June 27, 2025
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Banter

He electrocute people with your taser
Yo banter
by Arlle November 15, 2025
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Banter FC

A South African Based 5-aside content creators team that plays football at Discovery soccer park Sandton, and posts Highlights and skits on their instagram and YouTube platforms.
Wow, Kevin sure is a prolific goal scorer for Banter FC!
by GA_10 November 17, 2025
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Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit
"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"
by anonymous November 21, 2025
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