Brandon

That dude with a small dick

Girl: oh my god Brandon, has the smallest penis

by Alpiney December 10, 2019

Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.

You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos

by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017

brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed

that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon

by hurb moment October 19, 2019

Brandon

Common name for any middle-school male who is a pretentious, loud-mouthed asshole.

Synonyms: Drama Queen, Ryan

Did you see how Brandon threw the ball, then fell, tumbled, and then whimpered and pretended to be injured so that everyone in the stands gave the collective gasp at the possibility that he might have actually broken something this time?

by dpavlov March 6, 2017

brandon

He's cool and chill he's that one guys you'll see in the corner just chilling

Brandons cool and chill

by i dont know May 20, 2015

brandon

brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true

can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa

by javilover December 16, 2018