"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."
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NOUN
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.
Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.
“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."
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A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
A condition of being successfully duped, deceived, and tricked big time. I mean BIG TIME.
Origin:
Early 21st century; inspired by the dire condition suffered by certain gullible surface-dwelling mortals, mostly men, after being totally duped by a mythical underwater monster of the Atlantis that was a master of deception.
Examples:
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
“She slept with another man on your marital bed. You’ve been amberturded, bro!"
“That tabloid’s editor was totally amberturded into publishing an untrue and malicious story which damaged a good person's life .”
“She promised to give the entire money away to charity, but then, of course, some sucker would be amberturded into buying her story.”
"I thought I met the woman of my dream, but she turned out to be the worst type of female you could ever end up with. Emotionally and physically abusive, manipulative, materialistic, unfaithful... I've been amberturded, man!"
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