albert

albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.

a large gassy fart escaped from the albert

the albert said "im stervin"

the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum

by mookieuk December 24, 2007

Amberley

A voluptuous blonde girl from Texas who is intelligent, sexy and witty. She will charm you out of your pants and convince you it was a good idea.

Caution: Not for the weak of heart or mind!

I talked to Amberley today and she got me so turned on I had to put an icepack on my groin.

Woman, you should be more like Amberley.

Almost sounds like I'm Burly.

by VanBuren2 January 25, 2009

Amber

An amber is usually a brunette, but she occasionally acts blonde. She typically has a very pretty smile, pretty teeth, and luscious lips. She usually has the most beautiful hazel or green eyes, but can occasionally be brown eyed. She is very shy at first until she gets comfortable with you. Her shyness is only another example of how sweet she is. She is so gorgeous and very outgoing. She's always looking for ways to help people, and if she can't help someone, she feels bad. She has a stunning body, but has slightly small to medium sized breasts. When the right guy comes along, he'll love amber for who she is. She loves long relationships. She's a great kisser, great in bed, and amazing at giving head. When you have the chance to make an amber yours, DO NOT PASS IT UP. Take that chance because someone as great as her doesn't come around very often.

brunette stunning greeneyes perfect smallbreasts oneofakind sexy incredible mmmmm amber
Girl: Oh my god. That girl is so annoying. I just wish she moved away.

Boy: Wow, don't say that. You can totally tell you're jealous of amber. Just look at her.
Girl: Agh. Whatever.

by livetosurf November 7, 2013

amber the hoe

A girl named Amber who is a bitch to every girl ever she meets. She thinks she can just sleep with your man whenever she wants.

OMG LOOK AT AMBER THE HOE JUST GRINDING ON JASON!

by Kittenlover565 January 19, 2018

Amber

A stuborn independent female with a fiesty attitude.

Charming and bold speaker.
Amber is a born performer. Usually in dance or cheerleading.

This female is friends with many guys. She has at one point had a crush on them all.

Amber is for free love and retro music.

Known to roll down the windows of her car and blast load music.
Over all she is pretty freaking amazing :)

" Hey, was that Amber driving by blasting ACDC this late at night?"

by They_call_me_Amber December 28, 2009

Amber

A really white teenager that loves Starbucks. She will got at least twice a week. She wears really expensive clothes and looks pretty okay. She's popular but yiu wouldn't think she is.

"Is that Amber again at the mall?!"

"Amber slays!"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Alberta

The richest province in Canada. And the only economic fuel for Quebec. The French have nothing so they must take what is rightful Alberta's oil and make it "rightfully theirs".

French guy,"Hey we alreay have the rest of Canada to pay for our great health care system; why don't we take our oil money from Alberta and buy our liberal ministers hookers."

by JohnnyB5 December 24, 2005