A spazzyistic hand dance usually done by Alberts when they are happy, excited, or just celebrating Albertness in general
Oh my god is that person being possessed? *frantically calls Ghostbusters*
Oh nvm he's hust doing the Albert :/
by Wh0vian153 May 21, 2016
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being led on and pursued by someone who ends up bailing on you last minute
"She set up a time for a date then just flaked. smh i got alberted"
"He asked me out then rescinded his offer. Did I just get alberted?"
"I really like this guy and I think he might like me, but i'm not sure and i dont wanna get alberted"
by jewyhaystack November 06, 2017
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The name of someone incredibly intelligent, beautiful, sexy and hot!

She's also that kindda girl, other girls dream of becoming. Alberte is a dreamgirl!
I wish I was Alberte.
by Emilie Christensen June 10, 2011
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The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.
I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”
by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020
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1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind
example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.

example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.
by nirvana1221 August 27, 2020
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A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".
by UrbanMonkeyLA February 04, 2010
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