puppy stuff

Euphemism for the goo that collects in the corner of one's eye, esp. after sleeping.

by zooa November 3, 2003

Puppy mill

Where your mom's from

Can also be used to describe what your mom is (if your mom has lots of kids by different fathers, she in essence IS the puppy mill. You are the puppy.)

Customer walking into a pet store: "These dogs are all from puppy mills."

Associate Melissa: "Your mom's from a puppy mill"

by A night in China June 30, 2008

puppy girl

A girl that is a pillow princess and wears dog ears and a puppy tail sometimes. Most commonly known as a woman who is loyal and believes in Black Lives Matter. Puppy girls are notorious for being democrat because, like dogs, they believe everyone deserves some love and equality.

Jackson: So you like Ell?

Dream: yes, I love puppy girls.

by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021

CROTCH PUPPY

1. A singular word for Crotch Puppies. Small insects that dwell in the pubic region of animals. Usually spread via intercourse but also by toilet seat.
2. A douche bag, idiot, or retarded child.

Gino is a fucking crotch puppy and cant spell the word "fagot"

by Nate VerHeek February 17, 2007

pound puppy

The act of engaging a woman with loose and hanging vulva in coitus.

I was looking for Ms. Right but I found a pound puppy instead.

by amra July 12, 2006

puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015

Puppy Fever

A transmissible virus that a hard working, honest, good soul of a lad can contract either from a lass (normally in the high 8s or 9s range) directly or from a unknowingly innocent infected mate who has contracted it from a lass.

It can be flu, stomach or fever related.

Mate, I’m struck down, that lass gave me Puppy Fever.

by CFran95 August 31, 2023