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Shane

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022
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Shane

“I think we can win this , that player is totally a Shane
by Yayay1010 May 2, 2022
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Shane sagi george

Shane sagi george is a hot guy who has a girlfriend who is 4000 miles away from him thus proving he is mature enough to keep a long distance girlfriend. If you ask him for proof about it he will even say that she lived on that street which is infact true if you search it up. Shane is the epitome of a chad who had to cut down his muscle mass just so it would be fair for other guys to pull girls. Shane is also the brother of tim who well known by every female with a pulse.
Look at that guy with the massive muscles oh wait isnt that shane sagi george.
by Black retard September 18, 2021
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Shane Reacts

A gay Grinder guy from Kentucky who loves to floss his tooth with ICEMANS pubic hairs.
DeathB4D54B is a Shane Reacts.
by String B November 18, 2022
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Shane oraz

oi look its shane oraz the junkie
by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019
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Shane

sheyn Noun;
Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.

Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al
"Have a look at this Shane over here"

"Oh yeah I know Harry, absolute Shane"
by Ashton Souternym September 17, 2025
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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"
by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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