wookiefoot

to have the chronic foot odor so foul it fills rooms, seeps through socks or shoes or any other article you may try to cover it up with or disguise it with.
usually caused by not showering for several day combined with not changing socks or not wearing socks at all. both the shoe and the foot will contain such a pungent smell that it is used as the greatest weapon of wookie-jedi-master. most commonly found on tour-rats and ski-bums.
more often then not a dark sticky mold begins to grow upon the foot after many days of grubbin it up. both the smell and taste of this mold is the deadliest weapon in the wookie arsenal, possibly the deadliest of any weapon know to man.
wookiefoot is closely related to junglefoot

2 months and 48 shows later MOONBEAM's wookiefoot was so strong he gangsterd 9 cops 8 fedies 36 custie's and 5 security gaurds simply by taking his shoes off and doing his little fairy wook-dance.

by mc5 October 5, 2005

gusset wookie

star wars related pubic hair disaster, 70's bush, leg beards, untrimmed private parts

I got her back to mine and had offered to show her my light sabre only to find her underwear was the abode of a gusset wookie. punch it chewie! :)

by PaullyO July 28, 2008

wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked

wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by wookieguy July 6, 2010

Wookie

A voluminous mound of untamed pubic hair that hirsute women who elect against personal grooming in the pelvic area may accrue.

As I slid her panties down, out sprang a snarling, near-life-sized beast in what turned out to be my first close-up experience with the legendary Wookie.

by WookieHntr November 14, 2011

whoopie cushion

A woman that has a very loose vaginal passage that constantly queefs.

Bro, that whoopie cushion had no tread on the tires, it sounded like an orchestra of trombones!!!

by spider_mace October 31, 2014

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

woofie

A floating poo/crap/faece, found in a body of water ie. pool, surf.

This term was brought into existence by surfers who couldn't be bothered paddling back into shore to go to the toilet.

Damn, that last wave scared the woofies out of me!

Yeah, whatever you dirty woofie!

by AfroDitee January 7, 2004